A Rough Guide to Non-Awkward Hugging
I hereby declare 2012 "Year of the Non-Awkward Hugs".
A year of NO A-Frames...
A year without ANY Sideways Hugging... (it is not your friend. It is not even really a hug.)
There is no need to resort to the Pat-Pat-Hug.
You are no less manly for your lack of back-patting.
I am not a hot potato. You can maintain contact for a full second if you like.
Lifting people off the ground is considered impolite.
And please, please, ALWAYS go left.
The important this is not to be afraid of the hug. A good hug is a confident hug.
Now go forth, to hug in peace!
(Happy New Year)
A year of NO A-Frames...
A year without ANY Sideways Hugging... (it is not your friend. It is not even really a hug.)
You are no less manly for your lack of back-patting.
I am not a hot potato. You can maintain contact for a full second if you like.
Lifting people off the ground is considered impolite.
The important this is not to be afraid of the hug. A good hug is a confident hug.
Now go forth, to hug in peace!
(Happy New Year)
I totally support eradicating awkward hugs in 2012.
G.
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